Page 1: The South as more evil than Hades (and almost as hot)
Page 2: The South as the land of stupidity. Fiddle-deedee!
Page 3: The South as "one big madhouse" or cloud-cuckoo-land
Page 4: The South as the last bastion of heterosexuality
Page 5: The South as Stuck in 1862
Page 6: The South as destination for forty million illegals
Page 7: The South as The East Coast invaded by the west coast
Page 8: The South as host to foreign tourists
Page 9: The South as Holy Land
